Retirement songs

Personalised Retirement Songs to Roast & Toast Them

Decades of stories, characters and inside jokes — turned into a song that brings the room down at the leaving do. Funny, heartfelt or both. Delivered in minutes.

From £3.99 · Delivered in minutes · 5★ rated

The leaving-speech moment everyone remembers

Speeches at leaving dos are usually a bit awkward. A song closes the speech with a bang — the whole room laughing at the same inside jokes, the retiree genuinely moved. It also gives them a recording of all the things colleagues never quite got round to saying out loud.

Roast vs. tribute — pick a tone

  • Funny / Roast: the catchphrases, the famous mistakes, the legendary meetings
  • Heartfelt: a sincere thank-you for the years of mentorship
  • Cheeky: playful jabs without going full roast
  • Nostalgic: a journey through the decades they've worked

What to include in your brief

  • Their name, role and how long they've been there
  • Two or three things they're known for
  • One running joke from the team
  • Their plans for retirement (golf, garden, finally sleeping)
  • A music style — country, rock, acoustic, 80s pop

What people say

"The kids absolutely loved it and just wanted it playing on repeat! Songloom was so easy to use and made a wonderful catchy song."

Emma Denison

"It was the PERFECT anthem to my best friends hen party! Such a simple process to create a song and it gave us such a wonderful result! I couldn't have been happier with it."

Gemma Harewood

"The best gift I've ever given! My mum was in tears by the chorus! She loved it!"

Angelina Johnson

"I requested a funny country song for my roommate's graduation. Songloom delivered big time! Funny and Catchy!"

Oliver Thorne

How it works

Tell us about them

Names, memories, inside jokes.

Pick a style

Pop, rock, ballad, country and more.

Delivered in minutes

MP3 emailed + shareable link.

Frequently asked questions

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Best gift ever! My mum loved it!