Retirement songs

Personalised Retirement Songs to Roast & Toast Them

Decades of stories, characters and inside jokes — turned into a song that brings the room down at the leaving do. Funny, heartfelt or both. Delivered in minutes.

From £3.99 · Delivered in minutes · 5★ rated

The leaving-speech moment everyone remembers

Speeches at leaving dos are usually a bit awkward. A song closes the speech with a bang — the whole room laughing at the same inside jokes, the retiree genuinely moved. It also gives them a recording of all the things colleagues never quite got round to saying out loud.

Roast vs. tribute — pick a tone

  • Funny / Roast: the catchphrases, the famous mistakes, the legendary meetings
  • Heartfelt: a sincere thank-you for the years of mentorship
  • Cheeky: playful jabs without going full roast
  • Nostalgic: a journey through the decades they've worked

What to include in your brief

  • Their name, role and how long they've been there
  • Two or three things they're known for
  • One running joke from the team
  • Their plans for retirement (golf, garden, finally sleeping)
  • A music style — country, rock, acoustic, 80s pop

What people say

"The best gift I've ever given! My mum was in tears by the chorus! She loved it!"

Angelina Johnson

"I requested a funny country song for my roommate's graduation. Songloom delivered big time! Funny and Catchy!"

Oliver Thorne

"Our wedding first dance was a custom Songloom track. Really started the wedding reception off well and our guests loved it! As did we!"

Amanda Hughes

How it works

Tell us about them

Names, memories, inside jokes.

Pick a style

Pop, rock, ballad, country and more.

Delivered in minutes

MP3 emailed + shareable link.

Frequently asked questions

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Best gift ever! My mum loved it!